George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. Bush approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."
The man ignored George W. Bush and stared at the ceiling.
George W. Bush positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. Bush tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses".
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".
George W. Bush asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness".
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7 comments:
Hehe! This is a good one, Dee. Bush should be reading this. He should have answered Moses: Don't worry, I ain't burning this time. ",)
Hahaha! That is a witty comeback, Joji! That's why I like your comments - they're witty and original! I was smiling the whole time! :)
Hahaha! I agree with Dee, that's a witty comeback!
@Karmi:: Hi Karmi! :)
hahaha... funny....this is good
Poor me. I was left out in the cold. How come I was not told about this earlier, huh? Very funny though. :)
@Diane: Hello, Yan! Yeah, it's really funny! Take good care, Sis! :D
@Jan: Hi, Jan! It's so nice to have you here! :D
Oh, so sorry. It wasn't my intention in any way to leave you in the cold. :) You know, this is my blog that I don't know what to do about. I mean I'm still trying to figure out the best direction that this blog would go. Because most it's readers come from search engines and other social bookmarking sites. And I still don't know what to dish out every week. So I felt like there wasn't really much to recommend YET so I just refrained from telling others about this. And actually, I don't know yet the best way to tell people that I do have this blog. I'm humble, you know, haha. Anyway, it's really good to have your here. :D
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