January 7, 2009

Economic Recession Jokes Part IV

Photo credit: jaycoxfilm

Still some jokes on the economic recession. This one's a circulating e-mail that will tickle your funny bone:

“The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China;
If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs;
If we purchase a computer, it will go to India;
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras,and Guatemala;
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan;
If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and cigarettes, since these are the only products still produced in the US.”

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6 comments:

karmi said...

Hahaha! It's funny. Hey, Dee. Is this template the one already? Kidding. I'm taking a look at the templates you have in your other post.

Dee said...

One thing's for sure: I'm not going to change this template anytime soon. I've had it with changing templates for now because it's so time consuming and I couldn't seem to make up my mind with what I want. So I'm back with basic Blogger template. Narrows down my options somehow.

I really had fun template shopping so I hope you have too.

Asianmommy said...

That's pretty funny.

Dee said...

Asianmommy: It does help lighten things up :).

Gigi said...

Hahaha... That's pretty wacky - but a little bit true in some :D

Dee said...

Gigi: Exactly!

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